Couple of months ago I was visiting a friend and he took me to see a Mall he maintained. There, every plant was healthy and perfectly pruned. It was a beautiful job…except..except for the bromeliads. Some were faded. some blooms were slightly brown, others were still OK. "Barb, he said, I’m having a heck of a time getting broms. The replacements for these won’t be in for two more weeks and it is driving me nuts".
My Solution? Paint ‘Em!
To his surprise, I walked him over to the Craft store in the Mall and went to the Silk Floral Paint Section where I purchased three cans of Designmaster Floral Paint, one can of red, one of purple, and one of pink. Then we walked to the rear of the Mall having stopped to grab three of the faded broms. As we walked, I explained that years ago I found myself in the same position. The broms at a Mall we maintained were gone and it was two weeks before the points would arrive. To buy all new broms or even mums would have set us back over $2,000 for replacements and they would have to be removed when the points came in. Huge waste of money. (Sound Familiar?)
Then, grabbing some newspaper lying around, I took one of the broms, fixed a cone of newspaper around the bloom, like the plastic cone colar they put on a dog when they don’t want it to scratch its ears, shook the can of Red Floral paint, and sprayed just the bloom lightly. A second coat and the result was astonishing.
My friend gasped. "But won’t that kill the plant?" he asked. Probably, I replied, in a few weeks after which your replacements will have long arrived.
Here’s How It Works
The part we buy a bromeliad for is the colorful bloom or spike and that is the first part to go while the foliage stays alive for a long, long time. So, if you can get color back to the bloom either by clipping the old out and replacing with an artificial spike (another timely trick), or by painting the bloom with a floral paint, voila, you have just saved the look, the job and a bunch of dollars.
Designmaster, a Careful Hand and a Good Eye
The trick is to get the right product, Designmaster, available at Craft, Floral Wholesalers, and some Fabric stores. Choose the right colors from the wealth available. The color on the can is not always the same as what comes out. When just starting out, buy single cans of several different reds, pinks, and purples, then test and choose the most realistic. And, when painting remember that less is more. Spray one coat and then another. Keep it light. You don’t want gobs of paint on the spikes. After a few tries, you will get the hang of it.
My friend went back to the Mallthat very night and painted the 120 broms. His client was thrilled and commented that they were the best broms he’d seen in a while. My friend continued to water (remember it is still a living plant, it just has some makeup on it), And when they were replaced with the Points, he said they still looked great.
Now, we are not suggesting you do this to your broms instead of the usual replacement program you are charging a client for, but, once in a while, schedules and deliveries get screwed up and here is an answer.
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